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I'M NOT WIDELY KNOWN FOR BEING A SENTIMENTAL GUY.

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ANYONE WHO'S SEEN ME ON SOCIAL MEDIA KNOWS I'M

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FAR MORE LIKELY TO CRACK A JOKE OR GET

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MYSELF IN TROUBLE FOR POSTING SOME GROSSLY INAPPROPRIATE MEMES

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THAN I AM TO SHED A TEAR.

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I KNOW THIS

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BECAUSE I'VE EVEN GOTTEN THE CALL FROM THAT GUY A COUPLE OF TIMES.

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YOU KNOW,

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DONE,

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DONE.

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YOU'RE GETTING A LITTLE AGGRESSIVE ON SOCIAL MEDIA,

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DAN,

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RELAX.

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TO SAY CHARLIE KNEW MORE ABOUT THE BIBLE THAN ME IS AN UNDERSTATEMENT,

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FOLKS.

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IT'S LIKE SAYING

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DONALD TRUMP KNOWS MORE ABOUT BEING PRESIDENT

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THAN HILLARY CLINTON OR KAMALA HARRIS.

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NO KIDDING.